Every day I show up to participate in this life!

We were driving home from the local Super MegloMart last night when the "Bat Phone" rang.  The bat phone is what Teeny and I call Mr. H's cell phone because it is always on him, or very near by, and he jumps everytime it rings.  I used to call it his umbilical cord but for some strange reason when you use the word umbilical cord in public you will get all kinds of strange looks from people.  Especially if you say it rather loudly.  Anyways, Mr. H answered the call and I listened in long enough to ensure that it wasn't family then I tuned him out.  I'm sitting on my side of the truck, hands folded peacefully in my lap, staring out the window watching the telephone poles zip past, when the words "Anal Glaucoma" invade my thoughts and slap me.  It slowly registers that Mr. H has just said Anal Glaucoma and I jerked my head around so fast that my neck still hurts.  Then I hear Mr. H. say "I just can't see my ass doing that".  Apparently that is the definition of Anal Glaucoma - not being able to see your ass doing something.   New one on me.  I wonder if Webster is going to include it in next years list of new words?