I put my makeup on in my SUV on the way into work each morning – but I only do it at stop lights, which is a real bitch when you catch all of them green and have to finish in the parking lot at work while fellow employees are walking by, craning their necks, trying to see why you are still sitting in your vehicle.

I have a pair of small scissors on my desk at work that I use to cut split ends – I’ve been doing this since high school. My hair is long and I fiddle with it all day so I can see the split end and it drives me crazy, crazy, crazy until I snip it off.

I spent 6 weeks in 2nd grade, was moved up to 3rd grade and graduated when I was 17 – I hated it the whole time. There is only 2.5% between 39 & 40, but there is 12.5% between ages 7 & 8. The children are bigger and more mature and you are ostracized for being "smart".

I wish that I was taller – I’m 5’8", but have always wanted to be 5’10" or 6’

I love to drive fast and to race other people – have a 91 GMC short bed, step side, single cab blue truck with flow masters and a race chip that has way more get up and go than it should, but this is a blog for another time.

I don’t wear pantyhose (or stockings if you prefer), I don’t own any pantyhose and haven’t worn them for about 6 years – yes I wear dresses, but have been blessed with nice legs and the ability to tan easily so this is not for everyone.

I shot a deer once about 10 years ago – and cried when I had to track the blood trail to find it and realized that it was a very young spike, and not a doe.

I’m seriously considering going ahead and trying for child #4 even though my little Princess is only 5 month old – see cute Halloween picture below for view of little princess. Oh, by the way, I’m going to remove the picture next week because kj’s friends and relatives have convinced me that princess might be a pedophile and rance might be a serial killer, or was that princess was the serial killer and rance was the pedophile – anyways I’m removing the picture.

I still crave cigarettes even though I quite smoking 2 years ago – especially if I’m drinking a beer and get a whiff of one and when I get stressed. Some months my gum bill could finance a small nation.

My little sister is my best friend – even though we are total opposites and I don’t agree with her parenting style or religious zealousness. Ok, this one isn’t a confession as everyone knows my sister is my best friend and that I don’t like her parenting style or religious preferences – including my sister. And – no sis you can’t convert me, so stop leaving those damn annoying little tracks at my house when you come to visit. I’m going to start using them for fireplace fuel from now on.

I’m addicted to the computer and internet and if I could only figure out how to hook one up so I could surf while I’m on the treadmill – it would be bliss and I would probably get a longer workout.

I crave something sweet about 2:30 every day and sometimes give in to the snack demon – ding dongs or Hostess cupcakes are my favorite – actually anything chocolate will do.

I’m not friends with anyone I work with. This is not to say that I’m not friendly, I just choose not to socialize with them outside of work. I have tons of friends outside of work and they are very diverse.

And lastly – I have an unhealthy fetish for pretty under garments. Bra and panties have to match each other and have to coordinate with outfit. Hubby knows he can get me pretty underthingies for any gift giving occasions and he even knows the right sizes - I love that man!

Now confess something to me.