You gotta try Duck Farts - layer equal parts of 3/4 oz each of Kahlua, Irish Cream and Crown Royal (in that order) in a glass and enjoy - quite tasty and very good while your in the hot tub.  This is a shot, but if you increase the amounts and stir it a little then it is very sippable (is that a word?)

Speaking of farts - I forgot just how much babies fart (and how embarressing it is).  Especially around your 92 yr old Grandma at the Thanksgiving Feast, when she says "oh my goodness" real loud since she is deaf and can only hear herself if she speaks real loud, everytime your little princess passes gas.  Geez, you'd think 92 years later that she would have heard enough farts to not feel the need to comment or at the very least she wouldn't even hear them since she has to speak so loud to hear herself.  That and the fact that 14 yr old son and 19 yr old nephew were sitting at the next table, chuggin colas, having a "contest" themselves.

 They say that the average person farts 14 times a day visit Facts of Farts if you don't believe me.  BTW - middle son and I have been eating deviled eggs all day - I think we are going to have a "contest" of our own later.