This gives a whole new meaning to Garden Club. Check out this link. A Frederick, Maryland garden club produced a cookbook containing nearly nude photos of eight of their members, ranging in age from 55 to 70. They got the idea from the 2003 film "Calendar Girls" and the proceeds will be used to fund city beautification projects. The cookbook is titled "Garden Girls Go Gourmet" and I plan on adding this to my list of gift giving this year. As a matter of fact, I know of several men (who cook) that I’m going to give a copy to. Maybe someone can send me Marty Cone’s address so I can send him a copy.

The photo’s tameness was ensured by strategically placed flowers and vegetables. With our society portraying the image that we should look like Bratz Dolls (see For Fuck's Sake’s), I think that these women deserve our support since they had the balls to go sans clothes during their twilight years (speaking of balls – I think honkey is in this book).

Since I’m the Vice President of the Beautification Commission for the city I live in I plan on introducing this idea at our next meeting. There are three men on our commission and I’m thinking we could save costs by covering them up with, say, a bluebonnet or Indian paintbrush. One in particular is quite the looker and I can’t say that I would mind seeing him with a little less clothes on. As for myself, I think I would like some pink poppies as a tribute to everyone’s favorite pink pimp.