Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
                         -Cora Harvey Armstrong-

Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.

The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
                           -Helen Hayes (at 73)-

I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
                              -Janette Barber-

Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
                               -Lily Tomlin-

A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
                               -Carrie Snow-

 Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
                             -Laurie Kuslansky-

My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
                               -Erma Bombeck-

Old age ain't no place for sissies.
                              -Bette Davis-

A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
                              -Rhonda Hansome-

The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
                               -Jane Sellman-

Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
                            -Jennifer Unlimited-

Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
                           -Charlotte Whitton-

Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
                              -Caryn Leschen-

I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
                            -Jennifer Unlimited-

If you can't be a good example -- then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
                                -Catherine-

When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
                              -Kathy Buckley-

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb - and I'm also not blonde.
                               -Dolly Parton-

If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
                              -Sue Grafton-

I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
                              -Roseanne Barr-

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..
                              -Elayne Boosler-

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
                              -Maryon Pearson-

In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
                           -Margaret Thatcher-

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
                              -Gloria Steinem-

I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his house.
                              -Zsa Zsa Gabor-

Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission.
                           -Eleanor Roosevelt-

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