hester @ MindSay

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Please don’t let your first comment on my blog be a negative one (called Trolls). This is my diary and just because I choose to leave it open in the middle of the food court, at the mall, doesn’t mean that I like or want your criticism. If you catch me on a good day I will try to see the humor in your negative comment and comment back sarcastically, if it is a mediocre day them I will delete your comment – if the black flag is hanging upside down on the flag pole then I will feel provoked and attack back at what I deem an initial attack from you and then wendyinchicago will have to step in and diffuse the situation.
Understand that since I can’t see your facial expression or hear your tone of voice I might not always take your comment the way you intended it to be taken. If you comment and realize it is a Black Flag day in hesterland then please correct me, sooth over my hurt feelings, give me a kiss and let me know that I’m being difficult. Not going to name you here but thanks for the kiss, especially like the tongue action.
Just because you’ve been reading my blog for a while and feel like you know me, if you and I haven’t had any orgasmic comment interaction (OCI) then remember that you might think you know me but I don’t have a clue who you are.
If you delete your blog and start bloggin under a new name then keep #3 above in mind when you comment on my blog – I won’t know who you are.
Don’t get your feelings hurt if I don’t comment back. I read every comment, some of them I don’t feel need a comment back and some of them need a detailed comment back but because I’m a wife, mother, employee, etc.. I don’t have the time when I initially read the comment and also because I’m any and all of those things above I later forget that I wanted to formulate a detailed deserved response to your comment.
Remember that whatever idea of me you have in your head is probably not exactly who I am – you are only getting a glimpse of me, a peek through the stained glass window, and only the side of me that I want you to see – the good side. *hester giggles here**
Feel free to use my comment section to start up a conversation with someone else here in blogland, however – don’t feel free to use MY comment section to attack another blogger. If you have a problem with someone then either take it to your blog or theirs. If you attack someone else on my blog then any and all comments from you will be deleted.
If you happened to see that picture I posted of myself then let me assure you that I don’t look like that anymore and NO I’m not going to post another picture – just use your imagination and keep in mind that I’m 4’11”, 252 lbs, bald on top and have a real bad case of acne – now go in the bathroom and masturbate to that.
Feel free to beg/borrow/steal any and all recipes that I post either here or over at chefhester and change them to suite your own taste. Also feel free to ask me for clarification on directions of a recipe – chances are if it isn’t clear to you then it’s not clear to someone else.
I don’t come to Mindsay to get my politics. If your blog is all about politics, whether I agree with you or not, chances are that I will get bored with you and remove you from my network.