I wear lipstick and like most women my age it is the one thing that I don't like to leave the house without.  Sometimes it's just colored lip gloss, but I feel naked if it is not applied and re-applied several times a day.  I've applied lipstick so much over the course of my life that I don't even have to look in a mirror to put it on.

Cut to today - several people this afternoon have made a comment about my lipstick. 

"Oh, I like your new color"

"Is that a new color"

 "Where do you buy that shade at?". 

All the while snickering.  It puzzled me when they asked, enough so that I checked my purse to see exactly what shade I had with me today.  Just the normal Caramel from MaryKay, nothing special.  These people are wierd and must just be fucking with me is what I finally concluded.  That is until I got up to go pee and refill my glass of water because the blueberries I'd been eating made me thirsty and I drank it all.  Peeing requires washing your hands and washing your hands require looking in a mirror.  Apparently I've been licking my lips while eating those coveted blueberries.

Um, yeah - exactly what DO you call this shade?