Did you ever have a poop that felt like it came out sideways?  You know the kind that you can feel the air rushing down your throat as it evacuates your behind because of the amount of space it leaves.  The one that stops up the toilet and once again you have to humbly ask hubby where the plunger is (I think he hides it so that I will have to ask).  One of my friends calls it pooping an arm - that always makes me laugh and gave a whole new meaning to things "costing an arm and a leg".

Note to self:  increase fiber intake to see if you can poop a small child.