If you are as gullible as I am, believe everything you read and decide to put baby powder on your head to soak up some of the grease because you slept late then DO NOT, I repeat DO NOT put the baby in the jogging stroller and go for a run when you get home.  In 80°weather, in Texas, wearing a baseball cap – you know the one you had to wear to work to hide the gray area that the baby powder left on your lovely dark brown hair.  The baby powder will cause your head to sweat like it never sweated before and the baby powder will turn into Baby Powder Spooge when mixed with your sweat.  Think flour and water here, like making pancakes only not as yummy.  It will itch and when you scratch it you will get powder spooge imbedded under your fingernails that will take days and days to dig out.  When you get home from your run, your husband will NOT be there and you will have to bribe the 15 yr old with either Oreo cookies or Blockbuster (whichever one he accepts) to watch the baby long enough for you to grab the spatchula from the kitchen jump in the shower and scrap the powder spooge off your scalp.

Damn, my head still itches.